2012 Pole Shift: Scientists Conclude Facts

Scientists released a study Monday about the upcoming 2012 pole shift that has been speculated by tin-foil hat wearers all over the world.

The study concluded that the earth will indeed shift its magnetic axis as well as the mannor in which it rotates around the sun. The shear magnitude of dollars created by the Federal Reserve will have a dramatic effect on the earth's mass, as it will eventually push North America towards the South Pole.

Bill Zeordich of the National Scientific Institute of Change said, "We have never seen the magnitude of such a shift in lumber and paper products on the earth's surface.  Wind will be blocked in many directions, and many natural disasters may result in the shift of this mass from paper manufacturers all over the world to North America."